no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..
i love this
Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time
All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk
Omg yes! Best post ever! :)
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK