A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)
Damn she put it all out there….
I laughed so hard at this. Because I love seeing small smiles on people’s faces!